This week we got a healthy dose of sibling-like rivalries,
bits of dark humor, and a possible light at the end of the tunnel. Oh, Walking Dead, I know I need to enjoy it
while it lasts. Because I don’t think
you’re going to let us go out of the season that easily. In the previous two
episodes, two doe eyed innocents were taken from the show. God knows where Beth
is, and we all know too well where poor Mika is. Innocence and optimism in the WD world get
you nothing. So, for any hopeful
feelings I had at the end of this episode, I expect that WD will deliver that
signature crushing blow in the season finale.
However, for now, I choose to feel optimistic.
The episode opens on Eugene and Tara chatting about what
killed the dinosaurs. Well, it’s
actually more Eugene babbling on and Tara half-listening, but her mulleted
travel companion is actually making an interesting and insightful point. He suggests that maybe the dinosaurs went
extinct because of the zombie virus. Tara
just sort of shrugs his point off, but I think it serves to foreshadow certain
breakdowns in the WD world to come. More
about this a bit later.
That night, Abe and Tara bond over nighttime watch. I like these two together. Abe is calm and almost fatherly to Tara, and
Tara calls him on all his bullshit. He
admits to her that he has deduced that she’s gay (because of her not so furtive
glances at Rosita’s bazoombas), and that her loyalty to Glenn stems from guilt,
not love.
Speaking of Glenn, the next morning the crew is on the road
again, when they spot something in the distance. A sign to Terminus. “GLENN GO TO TERMINUS MAGGIE SASHA BOB”. Glenn takes a beat, and then starts sprinting
down the tracks, a twitchy smile spreading across his face.
Elsewhere, the Goon Squad wakes up to a walker with a taste
for barbed wire. One of the goons
dispatches of the walker, and then immediately starts pissing on the
ground. Way to be classy, dude. The gang speculates that Daryl has left them,
but then observes that his stuff is still there.
Daryl creeps up on a rabbit in the woods. He shoots his bow,
but a goon who looks like Evil Shaggy from Scooby Doo creeps up behind him and
shoots at the same time. Evil Shaggy
says the rabbit is claimed, and starts to provoke the beast that is Daryl
Dixon. Daryl starts to pull his knife,
but Joe intervenes. He explains the
‘rules’ of the group, which he has instituted in order to “keep things from
goin’ Darwin every few hours”. That’s
quite a reference for a redneck wearing an embroidered denim vest. Joe gently takes the rabbit out of Daryl’s
hand and hacks it in two, handing Daryl the ass end.
If Evil Shaggy had an Evil Scooby, he might be better at hunting like a real man. |
Back on the tracks, Rick, Michonne and Carl make their way
to Terminus. Rick starts talking
strategy when he turns to see Michonne and Carl playing a balancing game on the
parallel tracks. He smiles, but asks if
they can’t speed it up a bit. C’mon
Rick! You have to have a bit of levity
in this horrid life! Michonne agrees, and
tries to unseat Carl, lamely swiping at him with her arm, and ends up tipping
her balance, falling off. She extends
two candy bars to Carl, and they split it.
I love Michonne in family mode.
She and Carl seem to have really bonded, and she’s proven to be a way
cooler and more competent mom than Lori ever was. Lori didn’t play fun games, and she totally
didn’t have a katana.
On another part of the tracks, Glenn and crew press on. They see a tower, and Abe wants to stop, but
Glenn wants to keep going. He makes a
deal with Abe to trade his riot gear for Eugene’s protection so they can keep
hiking for a few more hours. Abe
agrees.
Glenn kicks himself for trading his riot gear when the gang
approaches a super scary looking tunnel.
The tunnel of love, this ain’t.
Why would any tunnel even be a tunnel of love? Can we all agree that tunnels are terrifying
even without the possibility of zombies? There’s no end in sight, not even a
pinprick of light. However, this doom
tube has another signature walker blood sign from Maggie on it. And the blood isn’t dry yet. Abe sums up the situation in a succinct but
kind of hilarious manner, “You hear that?
That there is a long, dark tunnel full of reanimated corpses.” Oh Abe, I love you more and more each
episode. He tells Glenn that because he
can’t ensure Eugene’s safety in the tunnel, this is where they have to part
ways.
Abe hands over some cans of food and a pretty diesel
flashlight that could probably also double as a weapon. More love for Abe. He definitely learned his lessons in
kindergarten about sharing. Glenn apologizes
for hitting Abe, saying “Sorry I hit you in the face.” To which Abe cheekily
responds, “I’m not. I like to
fight.” Rosita says her goodbyes, and
then Eugene says goodbye in his own way.
He stands awkwardly a few feet away from Glenn and Tara and says “You
are seriously hot Tara”, she squirms for a moment and says “I like girls”, to
which Eugene responds “I’m well aware of that”.
These three newbies are a welcome addition to the show. They offer a dose of black comedy that’s like
a breath of fresh air in an otherwise humorless world. Abe tells Glenn and Tara to double back if
they get in trouble.
As Glenn and Tara make their way into the tunnel, Glenn
offers up a heart to heart, saying that he knows what she’s going through. Tara eventually confesses that seeing all of
her loved ones die wasn’t as bad as seeing what happened to Hershel. I still don’t think she’s told Glenn what
actually happened to Hershel. I don’t blame her. It’s pretty horrifying. She blames herself because she was the first
to jump on the Governors bandwagon, and she feels responsible for the raid on
the prison. Glenn could be nice to her
at this point, forgive her for her foolishness, but we all know what
soft-hearted people get in the WD world.
Back with the Goon Squad, Daryl walks with Joe who appears
to be swooping the Dixon brother under his wing. Ironic, because Daryl’s the one with wings on
his vest. Joe basically asks him to go
steady with the Goon Squad, and Daryl is understandably reluctant. Joe lays out the rules. “You don’t steal, and you don’t lie.” Punishment for these indiscretions is
disturbingly arbitrary. “The severity of
which depends on the offense and the general attitude of the day.” Joe takes a badass drag off a cigarette and
says “You a cat person Daryl? Ain’t
nothing sadder than an outdoor cat thinks he’s an indoor cat.”
Side note - Joe is clearly an identified ‘redneck’, but he’s
also shrewd. He sees that Daryl is
potentially a powerful asset to the Goon Squad, but also that he is likely to
become an agreeable and loyal follower.
Daryl’s brief stint as a leader while he was with Beth was eye-opening
for him, but having someone to follow is more his speed due to years listening
to what older bro Merle had to say. The
parallels between Daryl and Carol as victims pre-apocalypse must be noted here
as Carol is capably finding her own way as a leader, whereas Daryl seems to be
lapsing into his old patterns as a follower.
It’s going to be interesting to see what happens if the Goon Squad meets
up with any of the old crew at Terminus.
The Goons case an old auto shop, and as he’s the baby of the
group, Daryl is the last one in. The
goons quickly go to work claiming their spaces, and Daryl defiantly sets up
camp in the middle of the floor.
Back in the tube of doom, Tara and Glenn encounter a cadre
of walkers trapped under a pile of rubble from a ceiling cave in. (Most
Interesting Fact from this weeks episode of ‘Talking Dead’: Those ‘walkers’ are actually contortionists
that stayed in those positions for hours while they were filming this scene. Eep!)
Glenn checks to see if any of the walkers are Maggie. Nope.
Phew. He climbs to the top,
flashlight ablaze, and sees a sea of walkers stumbling around in the dark. He shines the light in each of the walker’s
faces, ostensibly checking to see if any of them are Maggie, but really just
calling all of them over to the fresh meat at the top of the rubble pile.
(Side note – Ok, I know this is picky, but if walkers are
attracted to light, what the eff are so many of them doing in a pitch black
tunnel? Can someone explain this please?)
On the road, Abe, Rosita and Eugene find a minivan with gas,
and start off on the road. Rosita pulls
out a map, and Eugene grabs it. They
bicker like siblings over the navigation job, and Rosita eventually gives in to
Eugene, stuffing the map into his front pocket.
Glenn and Tara use their precious and valuable flashlight to
construct a makeshift distraction for the walkers, angling it sharply toward
one side of the rubble pile. The walkers
flock like moths to a flame, and Jesus there are a lot of them. The pair starts down the pile, but Tara slips
and somehow manages to get her leg caught under a pile of debris. Womp womp.
Back in the minivan, Abe is napping, Eugene is navigating,
and Rosita is getting pissed. She’s no
blind follower, and snaps at Eugene that they are lost. “The gas in this tank is more than your ego!” True that, Rosita. Eugene tells her to stop, and the two of them
argue for a bit before she realizes that he’s led them to the train tracks to
await Glenn and Tara’s arrival at the end of the tunnel. He says, “After I save the world, I still
have to live with myself. I’m not
leaving them behind.” And that’s how
Eugene, as weird, pompous and be-mulleted as he is, won his way into my
heart.
Abe wakes up and twists towards Rosita, demanding answers as
to why they are stopped. She makes a
pretty exact approximation of the ‘shocked’ emoji face, and proceeds to rip
into Abe. As they fight, Eugene spots
something in the distance. He screams
“GUYS!” and all three heads turn in the direction of the tracks.
Back in Goon Land, Evil Shaggy snaps at Daryl, accusing him
of stealing his half of the rabbit. Now,
we know that Daryl Dixon might be a lot of things, but he’s certainly no
thief. Joe grabs Daryl’s bag, and asks
Daryl if he took it. Daryl says no. Joe then turns to Evil Shaggy, and says “You
didn’t plant it on his like some pussy punk ass cheatin’ coward cop, did
you?” Evil Shaggy says no, and Joe
promptly punches him in the face. He saw
Shags plant the bunny head. He throws
him to the rest of the Goon wolves who delight in pummeling his face to the
ground. Daryl looks on reluctantly like
“this shit never happened at the prison”.
In the tunnel, Glenn struggles to free Tara, and can’t. She gets a relaxed and zen look on her face,
making peace with her death, and tells Glenn to go. He sort of turns to leave, and then instantly
turns back. Tara gets angry, almost like
she’s mad that she won’t get the chance to die, and starts yelling at Glenn,
attracting the walkers. Glenn starts
shooting, and quickly runs out of ammo.
He goes to grab the second gun, when the cavalry arrives.
Car lights beam on Glenn and Tara’s saviors, casting them in
shadow. In the silhouette more than
three bodies are posed in a sexy Charlie’s Angel’s stance, guns ablaze, taking
out the walkers.
When the coast is clear, one of the figures runs over to Glenn.
IT’S MAGGIE! They embrace and kiss. GLENN AND MAGGIE 4EVAAAA!! It’s the rare moment of joy on the Walking
Dead.
After the reunion, Maggie and Glenn pile the walker bodies
on the side of the tunnel. Maggie looks
a little pekid as they finish the job.
Is she prego? That would be
interesting, and would also give a bit of a timeline as to how long our
original gang has been separated. Maggie
walks up to Tara, and Glenn avoids a stressful situation as he introduces her
as a sweet girl he met on the road. Ergo, just after Carol’s secret was revealed,
Tara’s is born. And just like Carol, I
don’t think Tara is going to be able to keep her secret for long.
At the campfire, Sasha is agog that Eugene knows what
started it all. Abe says they should all
go to DC, and Tara says she’ll go.
However, Eugene has other plans.
He feels that the “grocery grabber” that they found is not a decent
transport vehicle, and I think that maybe he’d secretly like to see
Terminus. Or maybe he’s stalling for
some reason? Apparently totally having changed her mind in the past few days,
Sasha agrees that she’d also like to see Terminus. Sasha would make a great politician. She and Bob say they’re also in for the DC
mission. But only after they reach Terminus.
That night, Maggie and Glenn canoodle and recap their
stories. The picture of Maggie falls out
of Glenn’s blanket. Maggie looks at it
for a second and then grabs her lighter.
Aw girl, don’t be so vain. Oh,
wait, she’s just making a promise to Glenn.
“You don’t need a picture of me.
You never will again.” They burn
the picture, stinking up the whole tunnel.
Oh silly Glaggie, enclosed spaces and chemicals don’t mix. And, yes, I
believe Glaggie is their official couple name.
The next morning, Daryl wakes up to a floor that looks like
a bloody Jackson Pollock painting. He
goes outside and sees Evil Shaggy’s body, arrow embedded in his skull. Daryl silently grabs a sheet and goes to
cover the body, but then thinks better of it.
Beth’s pure spirit is still with him.
Oh Beth, where are you?
Back on the tracks, Joe offers Daryl a hit from a
flask. They approach a sign to
Terminus. Daryl is floored. Joe lets him know about why they’re headed
there - for vengeance against the guy who killed one of their men. One of the goons named Tony saw the guys face
(who we know is Rick), and “that’s enough for a reckoning”.
In a tantalizingly slow sequence that feels as if it might fade
to black at any minute, Glaggie and Co approach Terminus. They enter through the gates, encountering courtyard
after courtyard of pristine, lush gardens.
A sign reads: “Lower your weapons.
You will be met. You have arrived
at Terminus”. Within the innermost
courtyard, they see a large BBQ grill and some outdoor picnic tables. A longhaired lady comes out and welcomes
them. Introduces herself as Mary. She says, “Lets get you settled, and we’ll
make you a plate. Welcome to
Terminus.”
Ok. Wow.
I want so badly for nothing sinister to be going on at
Terminus. Please? Please Walking Dead? Let me have this one moment of levity and
happiness for mankind and the world?
Yet…
If we look back at Eugene’s dinosaur example at the
beginning of the episode, things are about to take a disturbing turn. Eugene used the dinos as a possible example
of how the virus claimed a species in the past, but the dinosaur analogy may
hold more weight than that. As we all
know from elementary school, the dinos fell into the categories of either
carnivores or vegetarians. How long till
the surviving members of this ‘new world’ yearn for a satisfying slab of
meat? How long until they turn on one
another and result to cannibalism for sustenance? Kill or be killed seems to be the new motto
of the show.
Until the finale I’m going to fool myself into thinking that
Terminus is simply a hippie commune and not some sort of human slaughterhouse
with really good BBQ sauce…. If Woodbury has taught us anything it's that much
more is going on beyond the surface of organized communities in the WD world. IN OUR WORLD TOO?! Omg WD, don’t get me started. Mankind is good, right? RIGHT?!?!